Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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