May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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