Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
