Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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