Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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