Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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