i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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