so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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