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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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