plz talk dirty to me
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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