I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.