That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You should frame my arrest warrant.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.