16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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