i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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