The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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