It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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