By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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