Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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