Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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