That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sext me about skeletons
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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