I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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