yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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