bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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