toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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