ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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