either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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