I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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