btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
