...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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