Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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