Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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