stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
worst night to have a conscience
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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