From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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