I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You can't just leave with hair like that
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I would ride that face into the sunset
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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