I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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