and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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my poor anus
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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