no. you can't hotbox the world.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
