So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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