I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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