my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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