i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just high enough for therapy.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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