Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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