is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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