problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize