i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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