Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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