what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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