Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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