Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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