Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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