I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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