No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
