worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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