Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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