Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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