He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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